I got you this scarf
I know you like blue
(At least I think you do)
I thought about it and I seemed to recall
That of all the dresses I’ve seen you wearing
Some are (or at least one is)
And so blue would be a good choice
I had considered perfume or jewellery
But I couldn’t for the life of me
Remember if you wear perfume or jewellery
And you already have an iphone
As far as I know
Although I don’t have your number
If you do.
And anyway it was Christmas Eve and the shops were closing
And I was under pressure
As I always am at this time of year
Never knowing what to buy my wife for Christmas.
So I got you this blue scarf
I hope you like it.